The Corporate Gibberish Generator by Andrew Davidson is really cool.
To use it only has to enter your company name and click “Generate” to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
7. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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